So the guys wife likes to kayak, but he dosen't.
So she gets her kayak and goes out for the day.
That evening she does not return and the husband get nervous.
So he calls the police, the fire station, search and rescue and everywhere
else he can think of.
Two days later, walking across his yard he see's the Sherriff and two
deputies.
They walk solemnly to the man and the sherriff speaks first and says.
"I have bad news, good news and good news."
Puzzled the man asks for the bad news first.
"Well" says the sherriff "We found your wife and she is dead.
When we pulled her up she had 12 king crabs on her,
the other good news is that we are going to pull her up again tomorrow"
