"Gerky Gatzos" <mcwhoopie@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:1199913003_287@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> HEY IF THE PIRATES TRADED BAY THE TO YANKEES COULD THEY GET THAT GUY
MILKY
> OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS BACK AND MAYBE EVEN JETER?? I KNOW ITS A WILD
> IDEA WITH LOTS OF PLOT HOLES BUT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT JETER WOULD HELP
> THIS TEAM AT HIS POSITION HE CAN SOCK DINGERS, PLAY GOOD D AND BE A
LEADER
> AND MAYBE WHIP THIS TEAM INTO SHAPE AND LEAD US TO THE PROMISED LAND AND
> MAYBE WE CAN GT TO .500 IF WE REALLY APPLY OURSELVES AS A TEAM EFFORT
AND
> GIVE 100% EVERY NIGHT AND PLAY FUNDERMENIAL BASEBALL
>
> PEACE OUT ALL YOU LLAMAS AND YOGURT CUPS
> GERKY GATZOS
Gerky, Gerky, Gerkey... where have you been all of my life? You are such
an
idealist. I like that. However, Jeter would not come to Pittsburgh because
he is a "Yankee". He likes the big bucks and would not consider helping
such
a poor sister as the likes the Pirates have become. He likes hitting for
high average and having great stats and winning the champion****ps against
a
weak noncompetitive schedule and bringing in all them endorsement bucks
he's
getting and will get as a result of being a Yankee Superstar American
Idol.
He seems to have avoided the Steroid Scandal, which his friend Mr. Clemens
seems not to have done. How much money, ass-licking and memorabilia $$$ do
you think it will cost him? Hint: Not as much as if he tells the truth.
....Alas, some people still believe money makes you happy.
gig
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