There is a team in the Double-A America Association called
the " Wichita Wingnuts". Team logo is an angry-looking
baseball wearing a wingnut for a hat.
Other interesting names in that same league include:
Sioux Falls Canaries
Pensacola Pellicans
Grand Prairie Airhogs
Likely Headline: ' Canaries outpeck Pellicans'
And the independent Northern League gives us this:
Joliet Jackhammers
Suddenly, Portland Beavers does not seem quite so silly.
Hoover