Where is Iceberg when we need him?
The Padres are melting down, and the Group Curmudgeon
should be here to pile on the sarcasm and predict Doom.
We all know the power of the 'Iceberg Effect' [the team
almost always wins after one of his outbursts].
Instead, he shirks his duty and hasn't posted for months.
This is an Outrage ! Get off your butt, Iceberg.
Hoover
