Re: The Rose Award For 4-30-2008. <9019>

<"rosecomm4256@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
"> wrote:
> On May 4, 7:52Ôø‡am, Steve Cutchen <max...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > In article <2a6cf$481d56c9$cf70712c$18...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, realto margarino
> > <rea...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > > Brian Perry wrote:
> > > > rosecomm4...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 wrote:
> > > >> The Rose Award goes to Geovany Soto of the Chicago Cubs, who went
two-
> > > >> for-four with six RBI and scored two runs in a 19-5 win over the
> > > >> Milwaukee Brewers.
> >
> > > > Shouldn't this award be for the person who makes the most outs
each
> > > > day.?
> >
> > > No.
> >
> > > > That's what Rose really leads in.
> >
> > > Pete really leads in hits.
> >
> > > > He took more scoring
> > > > op****tunities away from his team than anyone else. Since we all
know
> > > > this is a team game (RLM declared it to be so) Rose hurt his team
more
> > > > than any other player. By definition, the worst hitter in ML
history.
> >
> > > Primiss 1: Pete got so many outs because he was in the lineup so
often.
> >
> > > Primiss 2: Pete was in the lineup so often because he was the game's
> > > greatest hitter.
> >
> > > Conclusion: Pete Rose got the most outs simply because he was the
game's
> > > greatest hitter.
> >
> > He only has one out that matters.
> >
> > Out of the Hall.
> >
> > Nice job, Pete.- Hide quoted text -
> >
> > - Show quoted text -
> 
> Your mother's in the Hall.  The Hall of Fame for ****s.

Oh, the wit! The unbridled wit!
Surely we must all side with him now, right?


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